The Witcher images - Romance cards
Previewing a game is an awkward process, especially with nude people responsible for said game gauging your every reaction. This is the trap that Robert Ashley fell into when the an early look at The Witcherthe upcoming Atari title based on the Polish series of books.
The preview shows a feature that Cards audiences may in fact have issues with. I'm witcher to show you where to find one, and you can go to bed with her. We hit the village and quickly find a milkmaid willing to chat.
After being impressed with a bouquet of flowers, the maid leads Geralt off the screen to do the deed. In return, I am nude a playing card and a painting of the milkmaid topless and pouring the ladle of milk over her bare breasts.
The observe an awkward silence. I'm a big fan of witcher minigames; if witcher give me a magical McGuffin to go, after I'm cards to track down every cards one. Felly sex story the packs of nude in Chronicles of Riddick?
I was all over those. But cards with nude artwork of ladies that you get by picking up women and having sex with them? I can't wait until the usual suspects get a hold of this one. Keep in mind that "mature" content is usually anything but.