The following animals defy the laws of nature in the dick department. It just comes with the territory. But I also hate to break it to you, but your penis pales in comparison to that of a pig, or even a green sea turtle for that matter.
Animal Penis Size Ranking
Animal penises man, a new horizon to make us feel inadequate. At least it should. Its penis is so big, one would think it make him suck cock to escape predators with an inconvenient fifth leg. The tapir boasts a jaw-dropping 19 inches. Here you can see it using its penis to scratch its own back.
Curly and noodle-like, resembling its tail, the male pig has a notoriously impressive member. While 18 inches is the bull pig penis length length in nature, their genitalia penis hovers around penis 9- to inch range.
Much of that is due to its eye-popping turtle dongwhich can grow to a penis respectable 12 inches. Boasting the largest baculum walrus boner of any land mammal, their penis bones hide under 2, pounds of fat only to be unleashed when a voluptuous bull is nearby.
Animal Penis Size Chart
Behold, ye pee-pee voyeurs of length Internet, a walrus going to town on itself. Look how ashamed it is. It came from a species of walrus that died out 12, years bull.