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Dublin, Ireland -- The ultimate medical nightmare has occurred in Ireland's Dublin General Hospital as a drunken surgeon accidentally switched a man's nose and penis.
The next thing he remembers was being awoken by a nurse's screaming.
Drunk Surgeon Switches Man's Nose and Penis
I pushed aside the cover and there, where me willie-wacker once was, was me bloomin' nose! Eventually they had to tell him the truth -- that surgeon Paddy McPherson had had one too many glasses of Christmas eggnog and had accidentally transplanted O'Riley's nose and penis.
McPherson has been placed on an unpaid leave of absence while the hospital investigates the incident.
O'Riley, however, is wasting no time waiting for the results of the investigation. O'Riley has already experienced a multitude of drawbacks resulting from his now nose a penis where his nose once was -- and a nose in his groin area.
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No matter what opening line Nose use, women can't seem to ignore the fact that I've got a big shlong in the middle of my face. Perhaps most dick, O'Riley has been let go from his job as a first grade teacher.
Tap here to turn on desktop notifications to get the news sent straight to you. The for dick rest of my life -- and you can't really put a price on that kind of humiliation.